Obfuscated Thoughtlessness Inversed

We could believe all kinds of things as a result of reading this poll including that Bloc voters aren't really hard-core federalists or that all the Bloc is, is a coalition of anti-Liberal voters. I don't think there is enough data to make any such assumption clear.

I love the accuracy of the research SES does, however, if you ask people a fictional question you get a fictional answer. It definitely is interesting to get a sense of the political unknown fantasy world of all Canadian federalists in which a separatist option didn't exist for Quebec voters.

That option does exist and it will continue to no matter how much Dion and May would like to eliminate voters options to gerrymander an outcome.

Labels: alternatives, canada, cons, democracy, leftist content creation, ndp, opinion, quebec, tools

Ok, so it has been a while since my last blog entry. It may be quite a while longer until the next post, as I am now employed, for at least the next couple of weeks.

Other than getting a job, my last week has been very busy installing Mac OS X. Thanks to the extremely useful tips at www.osx86project.org it was a procedure but not impossible. My Dell Dimension 2400 is now running Mac OS X. My only problem with the Broadcomm 440 on-board ethernet. It worked under 10.4.1 but doesn't under 10.4.8. Instead of messing with it excessively, I've just dropped a Realtek card into a PCI slot and that works like a charm.

For your enjoyment I have tried to keep track of some of the software, I have been installing, since I bootstrapped up a clean operating system. Much of this is open source, available for Unix (can you say AIX? cause I know you can say Solaris) also as in Linux (y'know like Ubuntu and Red Hat), but don't forget BSD is/was Unix too (like OpenBSD, my favourite FreeBSD and Mac OS X). Most of this software even runs on Windows, if you have the stomach for it, I have even been doing a little messing around on Vista in the last couple of weeks. You guessed it.. it sucks.

Feel free to add your favourite applications, that you think, I should download in the comments below.

I recommend all these fine pieces of software:

• Firefox with GoogleToolbar
• Adblock for Firefox
• OpenOffice.org Office Suite
• Fink
• aMSN, MSN Messenger or Adium.. I couldn't decide so I installed them all. In the end i will probably add Gaim too
• FlightGear open source flight simulator
• Chicken of the VNC
• Azureus bit torrent client
• GIMP graphics extraordinaire
• VLC for watching video in spite of my new love for Totem
  
• Alarm Clock Pro (I said I have a new job.. now I have to get up).
• SWF & FLV Player - what's that you say? Full Screen Leftytube, yup, watch flash full screen
• Bandwidth Usage Widget
• Google Earth
• Amarok - although it is still compiling, see more words about my love of Amarok here
  
• As usual, I am heavily reliant on web based applications GMail, Docs & Spreadsheets, Google, Blogger and Google Reader.

PS: Dontcha just love that Canada:

The Copyright Board of Canada issued a decision on private copying last Friday that set new levies for fixed recordable media, such as that found in portable MP3 players, and asserted that downloading copyrighted files from peer-to-peer networks does not break Canadian copyright law as long as the copying is done for private usage. - from DRM Watch

Labels: alternatives, anti-microsoft, anti-war, blogosphere, canada, democracy, internal, leftist content creation, link, macosx, nationalization, opinion, osx86, personal story, photoshop, tools, youtube

Thanks to Crooks and Liars my other useful blog - Leftytube - got hit with a massive round of hits this morning.

Although LeftyTube isn't hosted on my home server like Obfuscated Thoughtlessness Inversed it still created a chain that overwhelmed my D-link router causing it to reset and come back up with the OTI server DHCPed to the wrong IP address. The result was OTI was down this morning for a few hours, third time in a week because of the same router. I guess I should fix that already.

On a positive note, the hits are up and the grail of 1,000 unique visitors is within reach this month.

This is in part because of OTI being added to Progressive Bloggers, Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, Sense of Irony, Tall Poppy Syndrome, Dipper Chick and as always Blogging Dippers Everywhere, Brine Bubble's blatant promotion and my favourite ping tool Ping-o-matic. Thanks!

Special thanks goes out to Blue Gal who arranged the anti-creationism hit parade in the first place.

Labels: internal, leftist content creation, link, opinion, tools

Last night I posted about how I received visits last month from the Canadian Military. Tonight, I have the dubious honour of posting about a visit to this blog from a US Military computer/human operator.

I was hoping they were reading about how to flee war and go to Canada. But after reading the log-file I realized they were simply reading about being Welcomed to Canada.

Meanwhile, the US Military announced by declassifying a document that they were engaged in electronic disruption against their enemies, apparently including blogs like this one.

To quote from a BBC report:

The operations described in the document include a surprising range of military activities: public affairs officers who brief journalists, psychological operations troops who try to manipulate the thoughts and beliefs of an enemy, computer network attack specialists who seek to destroy enemy networks.

The fact that the "Information Operations Roadmap" is approved by the Secretary of Defense suggests that these plans are taken very seriously indeed in the Pentagon.

Thanks to Blogging Change and Verbena 19 for the heads up.

Labels: anti-war, canada, green isn't just a colour it's an imperative, internal, leftist content creation, opinion, scary technology, spy-watch, tools

Thanks to the 929 visitors who made this blog what it is this month. I failed to meet my 1000 unique visit dream, but each one of your unique visits means just as much to me as if I had. Your return visits not so much. Obfuscated Thoughtlessness Inversed had way more of those.. 2652 or an average of 2.85 visits per visitor.

I couldn't have done it with out you. I cherish your visits, especially from the several folks who work for the Department of National Defense, and the repeat visitors from Human Resources and Social Development Canada and even the one guy who visited once from the Government of Nova Scotia. At least the RCMP didn't visit this month, like they did last month. Then again I didn't make fun of the commissioner this month, like I did last month.

On the plus side staff at the Council of Canadians, War Amps of Canada, COPE 378, BCGEU, CBC, Sierra Club of BC, BC and Federal NDP Caucus and federal NDP staff all visited. I like being noticed by them. Also, those of you who I called idiots who then proved that you are fast learners, thanks to you too. The IE ratio dropped from nearly 50% to 38.3% and beyond that Firefox came in on the month at 39%-just slightly ahead. Yay!

On the corporate side of things, the coolest-non-ISP-.com-to-visit award goes to Agilent.com. Whereas the award for creepiest Human Resources/Evil doers inc. award goes to PSI Limited. May PSI never get asked to psych my brain out for corporate profit.. From the PSI website:

International Leadership Assessment:

Assessing the competence of existing and potential international leaders contributes to both selection and development processes. In selection, assessment helps evaluate the suitability of leaders for particular assignments. In development, it helps identify areas of potential leadership growth and feeds into personal and career development processes. It can also contribute to succession planning. The tools used in assessment include PSi’s Standard and International TAISs (a psychometric profiling inventory) and our web-based International 360° and International Leadership 360° profiles, as well as other psychometric instruments.

There isn't much difference between these two companies. .com's really aren't usually cool. After I looked up the anonymous IP of PSI's internet gateway, read their website and digested the above, I ran away shrieking like my dog after getting stung by the bee she just ate.

(Reality check: I wasn't actually shrieking and the dog usually only eats bees during the summer and then she kinda half-mumbles half cries, and that's the northern hemisphere summer some time away still, oh and the word just is somewhat of a loose time measurement. I suggest longitude and latitude for those of you who are into measurement. For regular readers, my dog, refers to the brown one you often see on this page in little photos. Alright this is getting way to random and nothing like a reality check, close bracket:).

True to my promise I will not post dates, times or actual IP addresses of these visits. Hopefully your network admins are not bored or crazy enough to pull up the logs to bust you for looking at my blog.

Ok, that's enough navel gazing. On to a new month and more near exponential growth in readership!

Labels: annotation, bc blogs, internal, personal story, tools

"Individual actions do make a difference. We all have a role in protecting the health of our communities and reducing greenhouse gases. Project Porchlight is accomplishing both goals - one light bulb at a time." - Dr. David Suzuki

Given that Nuclear Power isn't my choice for an environmental solution, I'd like to refer you to an organization that does have a simple solution and workable solution. Won't fix everything, but it is a place to start with one change: Project Porchlight.



These guys are going door-to-door to drop off a Compact Fluoro Light at your house. The theory is that even changing a single light to a CFL Bulb will result in significant power savings.

From their website:

Project Porchlight staff and volunteers have delivered almost a quarter-million CFL bulbs this fall! To make some very conservative calculations, that'll mean more than $10 million in energy savings! And just to sweeten the deal, Ottawa residents will stop 100,000 tons of greenhouse gases from being emitted into our atmosphere over 5 years.

Labels: alternatives, environment, green isn't just a colour it's an imperative, leftist content creation, public power, scary technology, tools

We live in dangerous times, where doing your job as a civilian in the fashion of conscientious objection can lead to personal repercussions for your employer and you.

This scary report on the outcome of answering a request to ship to Iraq with this response:
We would NEVER ship to Iraq. If you were sensible, you and your troops would pull out of Iraq, highlights how the all-consuming American military machine is reaching into civilian lives and with catastrophic consequences.

The scariest part about this story, is not the fact that a person can be fired for conscientiously objecting to military uses of civilian resources and definitely not the fact that this person saw fit to deny a military serviceman access to supplies. It also isn't that the US Military is so badly supplying their troops that those troops are busy trying to set-up their own supply lines. The scary part is that a group of thugs used their blogs to threaten the owner of the store's life, posted photos of his home and have put his on-line portal out of business.

Although I have not gone so far as to participate in the Boycott of the United States, yet, over their anti-democratic military aggression, I highly support people's right to abstain from participating in the war machine. I am opposed to conscription and support the campaigns to allow desertion and conscientious objection amongst those in the military.

We must stand together to protect those who are vulnerable in our society. Today, we can fight the nasty aggressive incitement to violence with words. Tomorrow, we may have to take more drastic actions... like electing a government that opposes illegal war.

Freedom comes at a price. Any other way would not be so nice.

If you are a currently enlisted person who wants to avoid killing people illegally, and is looking for support, we have a history in the anti-war movement of being able to:
a) get you out of the United States safely,
b) rally support for your conscientious objection, and
c) materially support you in Canada and support you in a refugee claim.

Contact the War Resisters Support Campaign. Need some inspiration? Watch this:



If you are not currently enlisted, take action to support resisters today!

Labels: anti-war, green isn't just a colour it's an imperative, iraq, leftist content creation, online campaign, opinion, tools

A brief reprieve from the serious, let's talk about how to maintain high productivity through musical interlude and multi-tasking. Let's talk about how to get the lyrics to your favourite songs at your favourite moments so that you can turn any workplace into your best Karaoke performance ever. Let's talk about Underwear outside the pants and policies not strictly enforced. Let's talk about Amararok a great MP3 player developed in concert with the folks who brought you KDE.

LAZYBOY LYRICS

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grow on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

How did I know that these were the Lyrics you ask?

Because much of the world's best poetry is simply a random shuffle away. Downloading is simple, the necessary components of the KDE (desktop) will be installed by using your package manager (whether that be Synaptic Package Manager, yum, FreeBSD ports or Adept) if you are a Gnome desktopper or something else. If you are using KDE you probably already have Amarok under the multimedia menu.

Load it up and shake it down. This music machine is going to rock your town.

The context menu allows constant great selections from your MP3 collections. The Lyrics load with the touch of a button and if it was a tiny bit more stable I'd go into production.

Get this thing and put your underwear on like you just don't care.

A perfect MP3 player for humanity and best of all its open source and free!

There are come caveats though..

1. it isn't quite as stable as I'd like, as it crashes occasionally while rebuilding my music collection,
2. isn't available in a binary distribution for windows or MacOSX, so you windows users will have to compile it yourselves, and
   
3. has trouble understanding that when I plug in a peripheral like my camera it doesn't need to manage it (although apparently this is a feature that I can fix through excessive meddling with the settings).

On the plus side,

1. random mode keeps track of whether you skip music part way through playing, and scores files in a artificial intelligence style learning process about your collection,
   
2. intuitive gui interface allowing for substantial updating of your collection's tags while listening, and
   
3. Amarok's motto of "rediscover your music" accurately describes how I have renewed my interaction with an old collection of music as a result of Amarok's excellent features.
   

The feature list as described by Amarok's creators:

• Quick and simple drag and drop playlist creation
• Super eye-candy interface
• Multiple backends supported ( xine, helix and NMM)
• 10 band equalizer
• Automatic cover art download using Amazon services
• The unique and powerful Context Browser
• Automatic play-statistics generation (iRate style)
• Full lyrics download
• Read about your bands with embedded wikipedia browsing!
• Funky visualisations from libvisual and XMMS
• KDE integration
• Streaming MP3 streams, including Last.fm streams.
• Crossfading
• Podcasting Support
• Fully configurable translucent OSD for track changes
• K3B (CD-burning) integration
• Style your Context Browser with custom CSS styles
• Save space in your Context Browser with collapsable boxes
• Show the Context Browser without Amarok open through the Konqueror sidebar!
• Full support for Last.FM! Share your music taste with friends on the net
• Generate dynamic playlists based on last.fm suggestions
• Support for SQLite, MySQL and PostgreSQL databases ensuring fast collection access
• Support for your iPod, iRiver, PlaysForSure, NJB, and generic USB device with the all new media-browser
• Powerful scripting interface, allowing for easy extension of Amarok
• Complete DCOP access
• Translated into more than 50 languages, thanks to the KDE localization team.

Wow all that for Free!

PS: If you are addicted to random consumer expenditures, Amarok comes with its very own music store, where you too can spend more and more and buy the tunes you hear pumpin' next door or Not!

Labels: alternatives, leftist content creation, new media critique, opinion, tools

The idea is simple enough. Import your list of contacts from GMail / Yahoo / Hotmail / AOL into MySpace and see who is already a MySpace member.

Too bad it doesn't fucking work.

You give the man your password, wait a while and then boom, crash, down goes the system. 404 errors all over the place and links to who knows where.

Then there is the second and third try where it finally figures out that it should load your address book without sending you into the nethers of cyberspace. First few people are displayed you go to the next bunch and wait for 10 minutes while it moves like mummified molasses.

I'm all about overloading your server, but damn, I run on a free server at home, not a multi-billion dollar News Corp flagship.

Oh, and to top that off you get all these people you added to your addressbook in high school, and no new friends cause everyone you like is obsessed with Myspace as you and has found you already.

Stupid Address Book import....

BTW: The same function on Facebook works great! Now all I need is one to import my friendster "friends" into myspace, that list into hi5 and that into facebook and it will appear to those who are looking that I have friends again.

I have a real friend, she uses hyves.nl.

I don't want any friends at all on Digg.com, Technorati, Windows Live or anywhere else with a social networking component so you won't see me importing stuff there...

Ok, enough of this blogging, time to go drink with real people.. maybe they'll be my real friends and leave comments on this blog after they are good and drunk with me. Maybe I need a Second Life this one is cyber-lame.

Labels: alternatives, anti-microsoft, health, opinion, personal story, tools

Google News has numerous effective uses that enhance a news watchers ability to keep up with what is going on in the world.

I have been using Google News for many years as my own personal clipping services, to track specific stories and to get an international perspective on stories that appear to have an excessively narrow view expressed in the source that brings the piece to my attention. This week, I realized that one of my close friends had never used Google News. This is despite having been given explicit instructions to use it a number of times in the past.

I am guessing it is possible you to have not used Google News or at least that you have not made use of it with the advanced features that make it the powerful tool it is. If you have never used Google News you should go there now, and come back to this article to read about the advanced features later.

If you have been a regular Google News reader spend a moment considering these uses.

Google News - Your own clipping service

Let's say you are working on an election campaign, planning on highlighting a specific issue in a community campaign or you are simply completely envious of that cool kid from junior high school and want to track her every move on her way to another dozen Junos. Google Alerts has for a long time been a part of Google News and has recently expanded to include all web content.

Let's go back to the cool kid from high school scenario. In this completely ridiculous scenario, I would add an alert for the search terms "Nelly Furtado", of the type Comprehensive (this includes blog content, news content and web content). Given that I really don't want to think about her more than once-a-week I would then choose that option as how often I would like to receive an alert by e-mail, summarizing new cool kid from high school content. By the way this alert is fictional and I do not receive weekly e-mails with updates of Nelly Furtado from Google News, but I could...



A more likely use? Let's say you are a not a Nelly Furtado stalker and were thinking of working on an election campaign in the City of Victoria in 2008. You could add Google Alerts for local city electables "Dean Fortin", "Pam Madoff", "Alan Lowe" and "Ben Isitt" with the setting as-it-happens. You would then immediately be notified if any of these folks made the news or were written up in a blog. The alert gives you a brief summary of the article and a link to the full article.

Really need to make it your own clipping service? Set up a 2 GB Gmail account to receive the alerts and keep them in a searchable form there.

Google News - Your own anti-censor

When reading an article that appears to show an extremely narrow point of view, choose a few key words, who, what, where, and type them into Google News.

You will instantly be given a screen of all the articles on that topic.

Today, was the fifth anniversary of the opening of the Guatanamo Bay Gulag - the US Government's illegal torture camp. Let's say you happened across a US Government News Release reproduced in a major news source on how Guatanamo Bay was doing wonderfully and almost complying with the law. Thinking to yourself, wow, this seems a remarkably one-sided story you can then do a search for the term Guatanamo-Bay in the Google News search bar. This gives a whole group of stories about illegal detainment, torture, and the protests against the open illegality of the US Administration's on-going breaches of the Geneva convention.

Additionally, let's say in protest against the on-going illegal detentions you decided to set-up a website supporting further protests. You could use Google News to generate an RSS/Atom feed of all stories with the keywords Guatanamo Bay and add that to your website.

Google News - A tool for democracy

As we change this world for the better, sites like Google News will be a powerful means by which to track an expanding dichotomy of debate and to increase your voices potential to be heard at the right time to impact the world.

A discussion like today's freak announcement that; the main strategy scientists had to keep nuclear waste with a 24,000 year half-life safe for 250,000 years, can actually only keep nuclear waste safe for 1400 years, can be tracked on a single website.

Watch the media for your favourite politicians, issues and writers. Post the RSS on a website where other people can read through the content.

But, most of all read the news, read the blogs and don't forget to read the wind!

Labels: alternatives, anti-war, democracy, leftist content creation, nuclear waste, online campaign, opinion, public power, spy-watch, tools

It is time to dump Photoshop for the more stable and functionally equal GIMP and not just because it is free!

GIMP is available for MacOSX, Windows and Unix-like OS's (Linux, FreeBSD etc). The source is open. The price is great as GIMP is a GNU Project distributed under the GNU General Public License. You may even already have it installed if you are using the Gnome Desktop it was probably installed at the same time as the rest of your desktop.

What are you waiting for?


Ginger is waiting! This image was animated in GIMP and below are some screenshots.

Ok,
1. stop reading this.
2. go download GIMP, and
3. start editing images at a professional level, for free, right now.

Labels: alternatives, photoshop, tools

Ok, this isn't my new hobby, but, I do think the Google Image Labeler is an excellent way to increase the relevance of searches of web content.

The Image Labeler works on sites that are marked on Google Webmaster Tools under Enhanced Image Search.

The way it works is you and a randomly selected other person are shown images. You are asked to to label the image. As soon as your label matches the label given by the other random person you are on to the next image. You get points for describing an image in a way that matches the keywords your secret partner also chooses. There is a time-limit and the faster you identify the image with a common keyword the more points you can potentially get.

Fun, fun, fun.. well at least entertaining for a few minutes.

I guess it is kinda like volunteering to put library books back on the shelf in the right place, but in Google Image Labeler's defense you get points for it! No librarian is going to trust the likes of you with points for doing their job for them. Woo hoo!

Give it a try... you will be improving the body of knowledge of the world or at least the searchability of randomly selected images.

Labels: annotation, link, tools

Or don't!

This holiday season consider the following free solutions...

These are my favourite picks for free open source/web based applications. It might not make a 10 year old happy finding a step by step instruction sheet on how to access these applications under the tree, but these pieces of software could make your neighbour pretty happy or your co-worker jump for joy. Supposed to buy something for less than $10? Get them one of these.

Number one on my list is the Google Docs & Spreadsheets application. This Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel replacement combines a fully functioning spreadsheet/word processor with a web based interface that'll knock Microsoft's socks off. Office 2007 be damned, these applications work great and from anywhere you have an internet connection. You can find them at: http://docs.google.com/

Number two on my list is the other half of the Google Office suite: GMail and Google Calendar. Google Calendar will track your appointments for you with a web interface that beats Microsoft Outlook's neverendingly slow and oft-broken shitshow of an e-mail program. Want the functionality of a shared calendar? No problem, just create one with your favourite events and share it. No more broken down office e-mail or Yahoo Groups, this shared calendar is accessible to anyone and can be placed on any website. More can be said for these two products though. The interaction between GMail (your super-fast new e-mail program with nearly 3 GB of storage built-in) and Google Calendar allows for one-click addition of appointments that arrive in your e-mail. Need to manage your contacts? No problem, import them into GMail, easy as pie.

Number three is for the die-hard software installationist in all of us. For those of you who can't wrap your head around a web based interface, you can get for free OpenOffice. OpenOffice is already at version 2.0 and going strong. This Office Suite also kicks Microsoft's ass. So much so that many large organizations have been using it on many of their desktops for years. Drop the Microsoft and go for the free stuff already. OpenOffice is a full office suite of software including a word processor, spreadsheet, presentation maker (think Powerpoint), database and calculator.

Ok who has time for a couple more freebies?

How about #4 on my list Scatterchat? This instant messenger built on a Gaim base will have your opposition spending millions trying to decrypt your random chatter with your friends in a continent away. Seriously, if you need military strength encryption for your day to day interactions; this software will do it for you. All you have to worry about now is the guy looking over your shoulder and the person with the keystroke logger. Everyone else will be seeing a lot of gibberish.

Number 5 is Ubuntu. This completely free Linux distro is available at http://www.ubuntu.com. You will find it to be a pleasant and complete replacement for your crappy Windows installation. It is easy to use and best of all, like everything else on this list, free! It can also be used as a server software.. but see my next list choice instead.

We're off to number 6 and that's my favourite server software. FreeBSD. This software has been my fav in serving since FreeBSD version 2. I've also been using it as my on/again off again desktop operating system. Ok stop looking confused. Just go to www.freebsd.org and follow the instructions on installing it on your computer. Next thing you know you will have a working server install with a gui (graphic user interface).

NUMBER 7. Mozilla Firefox. You would be amazed at how many people aren't using this free and excellent piece of software. Don't know what it is? See that's my point exactly. It is a web browser. It is what you should be using to read this. But no, you are still using Internet Explorer for some reason aren't you. Bleh. Burn it to a cd. Wrap it up and give it away. Or drop by their house with some egg nog and install it on their PC for them.

Number 8 has to go to Skype. What you are still paying to make long distance calls in North America. WTF for. Skype is free to install and so are the calls (this is apparently a limited time offer.. but who knows). Download it right now and stop being so stupid. Wait, you aren't being stupid, you already have free North America wide calling, it is your neighbour who has $200 phone bills. Exactly my point. See just because it is free to you, doesn't mean it won't be the best present they get this holiday season. This program works well with old microphones and yellow headphones from 1980's era walkmen, people have sitting in their old boxes of electronics. Have fun digging them out with them or make your old pair a part of the gift.

Numero nueve is VNC. Already purchased a license for Office 2003 and want to use it from the ski hill? This simple program gives you the ability to server your desktop from anywhere to anywhere. Make your computer completely accessible from your office or even from your handheld. Easy to install and dangerously insecure. Check it at http://www.realvnc.com/.

Number ten is an oldie but a goodie. WinAmp is the perfect MP3 player for those of you still wedded to the idea of running Windows (hint, you don't need Microsoft for any of the above.. just this one). Get it at http://www.winamp.com/ and start burning those CD's to a library.

I'll leave it at that. Please remember that some of these open source solutions are built by people like you and me for free. Contribute what you can!

Once again the list is:

1. Google Docs
2. GMail and Google Calendar
3. OpenOffice.org
4. Scatterchat
5. Ubuntu
6. FreeBSD
7. Mozilla Firefox
8. Skype
   
9. RealVNC
10. WinAmp
    

PS: These applications have the potential to save your boss's business thousands of dollars. Need help convincing your boss? Drop me a line.

Labels: anti-microsoft, green isn't just a colour it's an imperative, tools

I know, there are more blog posts in the world about why people hate windows than there are blogs (and we all know there are too many of those).

But.. given my previous post about how I love Pico..

Let's look at screen shot of what happens when I install a simple text based email reader on my windows box.. yup you guessed it, that's a Not Responding in the corner. I locked up my windows box with a text email client. Bleh.

Labels: anti-microsoft, tools

Pico (text editor) is my favourite. I like it better than wordpad, notepad, word, openoffice, wordperfect, emacs and pretty much anything else you can put word process with.

Ok.. this post isn't really about why I love Pico. This is just a post saying that I do love Pico.

I'm a simple person, with simple desires and yet, I am the master of these simple things. Let's tell the truth.. I'm blowing my own horn here but, I'm good at Pico. I even like Pine.

I'm going to go compile them on my windows box...

I know I need a real job.

Labels: anti-microsoft, opinion, tools

I'm always amazed when people tell me they have problems with Spam or they don't know what Skype is, or they have never heard of myspace.com/friendster/orkut/hyves/hi-5 or they can't join a union.

So for those of you who are having trouble with any of the above here are my simple tips:

1. Spam: Use Gmail and forward your old accounts e-mail there. Let Gmail ditch your spam for you. You don't have to change your e-mail address. In fact you can forward all your e-mail addresses and even send as if it came from them. E-mail me at morganstewart@gmail.com for more deets.

2. Skype: is free phoning. Go get it, NOW: Skype. You don't need to know anything more than that. If you do.. RTFM.

3. Just search for me on these crappy social networking sites.. you'll find me... or someone else. myspace.com/friendster/orkut/hyves/hi-5

4. A recent Australian survey motivated the ACTU (Canada's CLC equivalent) to set-up a one stop join a union shop. In Australia just call: 1300 4 UNION or go to: http://www.actu.asn.au/work_rights/tools_resources/JoinAUnion.html In Canada it can be more complicated.. but try: CanadianLabour.ca or check the white pages for your local Labour Council. Even try asking some union member you know..
Don't give up.. if you want to be in a union -- keep asking until you are.

Labels: anti-microsoft, tools